Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

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Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat