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Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

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How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

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Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control