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Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

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What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.