Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

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What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

A lot of countries have been inside her.

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.