Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl?

Go 'head girl, it's sherbert day

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

How do chemists get high?

They drop acid of course

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it