Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Previous Random Joke Next

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

Little Johnny Jokes More Little Johnny Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...