Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

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Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

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Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa