Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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Because they all wear red shirts

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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A flat white.

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

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Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

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One's Cupid stunts...