Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

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Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

Armadillo Jokes More Armadillo Jokes

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.