Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl?

Go 'head girl, it's sherbert day

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Drip Jokes More Drip Jokes

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.