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What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!