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What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?

A new age song.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.