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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

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Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.