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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

One's a phony buck.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.