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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.