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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!