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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

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Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To