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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby