What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

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Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

How did you get those horrible burns?

Flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.