Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

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What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.