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Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

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What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent