Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

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What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

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Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent