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Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.