To protect himself from the harmful rays.
Hide in the living room.
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
With a "Cry-key!"
It doesn't protect from harmful rays
Because they might peel!
It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP
Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays