Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

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Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays