Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

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How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

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Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

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What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Why did Ginger go to the psych ward?

Ginger snaps