Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.