Infinity Pool Jokes

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

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How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One,......A Greek will screw anything!

Californian Jokes More Californian Jokes

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.