Mu Jokes

Why is Amumu always sad?

It's because he isn't unique. There's always amumu here and amumu there, here a mu, there a mu, everywhere amumu.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does the average cat say?

Mu

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Mulan Jokes More Mulan Jokes

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!

Amumu Jokes More Amumu Jokes

Why is Amumu always sad?

It's because he isn't unique. There's always amumu here and amumu there, here a mu, there a mu, everywhere amumu.

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping?

Criminal intent.

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.