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Mu Jokes

Why is Amumu always sad?

It's because he isn't unique. There's always amumu here and amumu there, here a mu, there a mu, everywhere amumu.

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What does the average cat say?

Mu

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What do Greek soccer players wear?

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Why did the Greek philosopher break in two?

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What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

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What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

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Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

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What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

Why is Amumu always sad?

It's because he isn't unique. There's always amumu here and amumu there, here a mu, there a mu, everywhere amumu.

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!