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Raphael Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

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Leonardo Jokes More Leonardo Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

Miniature Version Jokes More Miniature Version Jokes

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call a homeless Italian man?

Giovanni Change

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Jokes More Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Jokes

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Renaissance Jokes More Renaissance Jokes

What do you call a Renaissance snack?

A DaVincheese curl

What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?

Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.