Raphael Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

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What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Jokes More Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Jokes

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Leonardo Jokes More Leonardo Jokes

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Miniature Version Jokes More Miniature Version Jokes

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest