Raphael Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

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What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil?

Cannoli Oil.

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

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What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Renaissance Jokes More Renaissance Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

What do you call a Renaissance snack?

A DaVincheese curl

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Who's there! Billy Bragg! Billy Bragg who?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Jokes More Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Jokes

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Leonardo Jokes More Leonardo Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!