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Raphael Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

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They check the architexture.

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The punchline is too long.

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She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Jokes More Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Jokes

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna?

For a self'a steam.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

Renaissance Jokes More Renaissance Jokes

What do you call a Renaissance snack?

A DaVincheese curl

What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?

Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

Miniature Version Jokes More Miniature Version Jokes

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Wrong Sais Jokes More Wrong Sais Jokes

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.