Raphael Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

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Leonardo Jokes More Leonardo Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Wrong Sais Jokes More Wrong Sais Jokes

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

Miniature Version Jokes More Miniature Version Jokes

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What do you call an Italian reggae enthusiast?

A pastafarian

Renaissance Jokes More Renaissance Jokes

What do you call a Renaissance snack?

A DaVincheese curl

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.