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Where do emos get their gaming gear?

Razer.

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What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

What's an emo's favourite laptop?

A "Razer Blade"

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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Where do emos get their gaming gear?

Razer.

What do Emos and automatic lights have in common?

They'll both off themselves eventually.