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Where do emos get their gaming gear?

Razer.

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What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

What's an emo's favourite laptop?

A "Razer Blade"

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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What do emos say at good parties?

It slit.

What do Emos and automatic lights have in common?

They'll both off themselves eventually.