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Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Big Loser Jokes More Big Loser Jokes

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

Loser Jokes More Loser Jokes

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.