Summertime Jokes

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

A very very big spider!

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!