How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

Previous Random Joke Next

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

Armless Man Jokes More Armless Man Jokes

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.