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How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

Because their future is so bright

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.