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How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

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Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

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What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

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How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.