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How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

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What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

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Which Asians have the softest skin?

Laotians

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages