How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

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What do all men at single's bars have in common?

They're married.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!