Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?

An Errorist!

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Diner Jokes More Diner Jokes

What does a cyborg order at a diner?

A Cyborger

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.