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Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

What is a dog's favourite food?

Anything that is on your plate!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

How does Lady Gaga like her......Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Diner Jokes More Diner Jokes

What does a cyborg order at a diner?

A Cyborger

What flavor shake did Marty Mcfly get in the diner during the first Back to the Future movie?

Parkinson's.