Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.
Because it was turned on!
They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'
They don't want to be ostrich-sized!
Hamburger, it's in the ground state.
Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!
To avoid the draft!
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
A Cyborger