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Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Diner Jokes More Diner Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What does a cyborg order at a diner?

A Cyborger