Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.
Ehh, it depends.
Depends on which method you try....
It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)
A URLologist
He was running out of patients.
All of them
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
You add 24 carrots.