How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

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Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

What does an old woman's qwiffy taste life?

Depends.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

24 Jokes More 24 Jokes

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.