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How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

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Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

24 Jokes More 24 Jokes

What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.