How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

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How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

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