What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Woman Track Team Jokes More Woman Track Team Jokes

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.