What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget with leprosy?

A leperchaun!

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.