How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

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What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian?

A Yutopia

What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents?

Juana Sum Peeksa.

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

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Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

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