How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

Neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

Monkey Wrench Jokes More Monkey Wrench Jokes

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.