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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

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Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."