What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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The lid said, "Twist to open."

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