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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Doorknob Jokes More Doorknob Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist