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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

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What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

What is a tornado?

Mother nature doing the twist!