It makes the front page.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
The next page.
Page two is 19.99$
Everything gets recycled.
Karma, Whores.