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How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

What is pickle bread before its baked?

Dill dough