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How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.