How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

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When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue