When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf