What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

What's similar between Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd?

Both of their last big hits were the wall.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common?

They are both straight until it gets hot.

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute