How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

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What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office