How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat.

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What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.