How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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What did popeye do after he turned black?

He made his own restoraunt.

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

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What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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