How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

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Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded