Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
He bombed the exam.
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..
Because it brings Mayflowers.
Cause the B-shells were too small.
Cause Paracetamol
They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).
I avoid everyone
The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.
Cause it was snowed-in.
A chopper
With a track-tor!
Their odds of winning are the same
No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.
Air conditioning.
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
