What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Who is the most musical Canadian heroine?

Laura C-Chord.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell relief?

F-A-R-T

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Humour Jokes More Humour Jokes

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.