When they scream they make no sense
A No. 2 pencil.
Who wants 2 try?
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Her dead baby.
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
When their lips move
With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...
My mum.
Mini-Mum