Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song?

Chive Talkin'

Whats worse than ants in your pants?

Your uncle.

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How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies