What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.