Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

What do most people do when they see a python?

They re-coil!

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

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Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.