What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.