Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
Croaka-cola!
Because it's Nicaragua
Staple food to the ceiling!
Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.
Karma?
Need to know ASAP.
Just one. But it takes 20 episodes
Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
My zipper.
The light's witch!
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.
A full set of teeth
Because he never left the pub.
Pubstep
Paddy O' furniture
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