How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.